1. What time did you get up this morning?
Between 6 and 8 depending on who decides to stand in front of me and whisper "Dad"
2. Diamonds or Pearls?
Did you know you can have yourself turned into a diamond after you die? And pearls are Oyster gallstones
3.What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Lord of the rings.
4. What is your favourite TV show at the moment?
The stuff I download.
5. What did you have for breakfast?
Toast. Food of the gods.
6. What is your middle name?
Yeah, as if I'm gonna tell you.
7. What is your favourite Takeaway?
King's Hill chinese
8. What food do you dislike?
Sainsbury's sweet n sour veg. And custard. Not together.
Oh and anything with that Sudan 1 in it, which is apparently everything.
9. What is your favourite crisp flavour?
Cheese and bacon quavers.
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment?
Mandrake Linux Installation Disk 2
11. What kind of car do you drive?
Audi 80. Very scarily.
12. Favourite sandwich?
Bacon and cheese bagel.
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Apathy
14. Favourite item of clothing?
Green T-shirt with anonymous rasta type and the message "free your soul" on it. Nothing to do with the message, it just fits really well. And my camoflage coat.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be?
Snowdonia. After it stops snowing.
16. What colour is your bathroom?
White and chrome. Which sounds much more classy than it actually is.
17. Favourite brand of clothing?
British Army.
18. Where would you retire to?
Not Eastbourne.
19. Favourite time of the day?
3am. When the kids are asleep.
20. What was your most memorable birthday?
Um, none of them really. But that might be down to my terrible memory.
21. Where were you born?
Hospital
22. Favourite sport to watch?
Cricket, on sundeay, in the park, in Summer.
23. Who do you least expect to send this back to
you?
Everyone
24. Person you expect to send it back first?
No-one
25. What fabric detergent do you use?
Tesco Non Bio.
26. Coke or Pepsi?
Lemon squash, orange squash, water. Black fizzy drinks bad.
27. Are you a morning person or a night?
Morning. Kinda have to be or no-one gets to school.
28. What is your shoe size?
Ten in boots, nine in trainers. But sometimes ten in trainers. Whatever's comfy and cheap.
29. Do you have any pets?
One rabbit, one dog, six puppies, two children.
30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I'M BAAAAAAACK!
31. What did you want to be when you were little?
Journalist. Politician. Then I found out what wankers those people are.
