1. Were you named after anyone?
No, deliberately. There is a family name that goes back generations. My parents decided to deliberately not carry it on with me.

2. When did you last cry?
Oh god, I dunno. I’m well known for getting a lump int he throat and leaky eyes at the resuscitation scene in The Abyss though.

3. What is your favorite lunch meat?
It’s a toss up between Luncheon Meat and Chicken. Oh, and bacon.

4. What is your most embarrassing CD?
The DVD full of christmas music I’m currently transfering back onto my hard drive in order to avoid the wrath of my other half.

5. Where is your second home?
Pick a cave, any cave.

6. Do you trust others too easily?
That way lies madness.

7. What was your favorite toy as a child?
X-wing fighter

8. Would you bungee jump?
How many pints am I allowed first?

9. Do you think that you are strong?
Mentally, yes. Physically…I have my moments.

10. What are your favorite colors?
Dark green, purple, burgundy

11. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
The belly, my gouty feet, my overwaxed eardrums.

12. Who do you miss most?

Deceased?
Isn’t that terrible, I can’t think of anyone. A few people I know have died - family members - but none I can put my heart on my hand and say I miss. I’ve come to terms with it and made peace with my grief.
Living?
Some of the girls I used to hang around with at pubs and clubs.

13. What was the last thing you ate?
Mint chocolate fingers.

14. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Gotta be the gold. Everyone would be after me!

15. What is the weather like right now?
Fucking miserable. But at least I’m not too hot.

16. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My mother in law, the dragon.

17. Do you wear contacts?
I did, but the left eye never fitted well, so I left them.

18. Last Movie You Watched?
Serenity. Excellent, excellent film.

19. Favorite Day of the Year?
Midsummer (Litha). I’m pagan and you’re supposed to celebrate by doing a ritual naked, eating fairy cakes, drinking wine and then shagging all night. One day I will.

20. Where Would You Want to Go on your Next Vacation?
The seaside. Wales.

21. Favorite Smells?
Pot, chinese, chlorine, the smell of the seafront - candyfloss, fish, salt, donuts. Oh man!

22. What’s the furthest you’ve been away from home?
The Isle of Wight (stop laughing at the back!)