Revenge of the Sith. Dear god.

The original name of Starwars Episode 6 was Revenge of the Jedi. Lucas changed it as he believed revenge wasn't something Jedi would do. So he recycles the title he really wanted to use 20 years later.

So now we have it:

The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
A new hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi

For the record, I'll just mention that I had to look up Episode 2's title as I'm so used to calling it "Send in the Clones".

I wonder how much of this next chapter's essential story will be buried under Lucas's catering to the fanboys? What's got to happen in ROTS? HA! ROTS! Nice one George!

Anyway, What's got to happen? Anakin & Amidala have to do the deed, Amidala has to go into hiding on Alderaan, under the protection of the Organa family, before Anakin finds out she's pregnant with twins. She also has to die less then a few years after giving birth. Anakin has a date with a pit of lava, from which he's saved by some element of the Dark Side which rebuilds him as Vader. Palpatine has to declare himself Emperor and start killing off the Jedi, Yoda must begin his exile on Dagobah, Obi Wan must begin his exile and watch over Luke and the Lars family on Tatooine.

Pad that lot out with eyewatering but uninspired CGI and as many fanboy characters as you can cram in and you've got another cash cow.

George, take note. I will not be paying to watch your film. I will download the pirate version that someone filmed and put on the web. I'll wait a while and pick up the six-film box set on DVD off Ebay. You are not getting one brass farthing off me. You don't deserve it.

Revenge of the Sith. I ask you. Sheesh.