I can't bear singers who bleat on about how terrible their rock-star life is in their songs.

I listen to Radio 2 a lot and lately they've been playing Bryan McFadden's latest ditty to death - it's all about how all his fame and fortune isn't real. My reaction is, well, WHY did you make the record??

He walks out of Westlife and does what? Retires? Buys a chip shop? Writes a novel? No, he records songs about how onerous it is to keep recording songs! Get over it! If it's such a pain in the backside, then stop!

Eminem's the same. Washing his linen on vinyl. Gah!

Robbie Williams, Geri Halliwell, Prince, grrr!

For god's sake get over yourselves!

(deep breath...rant over...carry on)