Dear God, have a look at this

It's the "educational Philosophy" behind Boohbah, the ITV equivalent of Teletubbies.

They look like furry foreskins and the show is frankly the freakiest thing I've seen in a good while. And I watch Cbeebies every day!

The message this "Philosophy" imparts is that everything can be learned through dance.

Dance can teach you maths, increase your language skills and - most controversially - involve you in activity.

Well, if I'd only known before! Does that mean I'm retarded because I can't dance?

*sigh*