I used to write the odd poem or two. I have a notebook that's full of synopses for stories I'll probably never write. I have the first 10,000 words of a novel I always meant to write.

Yesterday I came up with the first poem I've written in ages. It's about my childhood:

Tap, tap tap tap
Thud....Thud...Thud
"Did you see that thing on the news yesterday?"
BAM

and that's all I'm saying about that.