Last Cigarette: Wasn't just tobacco
Last Alcoholic Drink: Hell, I dunno. Pint after work I think.
Last Car Ride: Yesterday afternoon. Mad dash back from town with heavy shopping.
Last Movie Seen in Theaters: LOTR
Last Movie Rented: Blimey. Stumped me there. It's been years and years. Probably Bridget Jones' Diary. We kept it because the rental shop went bust. Or the shop went bust because we kept it. You decide!
Last Cuss Word Uttered: "Fucking" - under my breath, as in "my fucking head", as in don't wake up with hayfever folks, it's bad for your attitude.
Last Beverage Drank: Orange squash. We're running low.
Last Food Consumed: Cheese and onion roll.
Last Time Showered: Last week.
Last Phone Call: To the Taxi company or from her folks.
Last Text Message: "Knock knock"
Last TV Show Watched: Newsnight review, with Andrew Neill and Michael Portillo doing a very bizarre "Show me the way to Amarillo" skit. We put the radio on then.
Last Shoes Worn: Para boots
Last CD Played: Sepultura "Chaos AD"
Last CD Bought: "Antbox" Adam Ant Boxset, obviously.
Last Annoyance: spiky thing on kitchen floor, just now when I got up to check what the last CD I played was.
Last Disappointment: Dunno.
Last Thing Written: By hand? Driving License application.
Last Word Spoken: probably some variation on "stop that"
Last IM: Some horny idiot IMing Charlie.
Last Weird Encounter: I'm usually weirder than the people I meet.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Ice cream in a scalloped shell with a flake and marshmellow.
Last Time In Love: Every time I see her.
Last Time Hugged: Last night, taking daughter up to bed.
Last Shirt Worn: Black grandad shirt.
Last Webpage Visited: Swansea Girl's Blog, from whence this came. Eyethangewe.
Last Thing Lost: Hours of sleep thanks to stupid body clock.
Last Regret: Life's too short for regrets.