Lazy autoblogging courtesy of Graham

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Hedgewitch
Birthday: June 1973
Birthplace: Selly Oak, Birmingham
Current Location: Kings Norton, Birmingham.
Eye Color: Black to brown.
Hair Color: Black to grey. Hints of ginger in the chinfuzz. Not happy about that.
Height: 5ft 10 I think. Always wanted those last two inches.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Thai, Toon and Taffy.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Para boots
Your Weakness: Can't resist sex that includes chains and leather.
Your Fears : Alzheimers, debt spiralling out of control and losing everything.
Your Perfect Pizza: The thin and crispy hawaiian one that the cheapo freezer food shop used to sell three for a quid. I could eat them all day.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To break even. Current target: £5,600.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wotcha.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh.
Your Best Physical Feature: I like my hair.
Your Bedtime: Between 2am and 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: My old flat. They blew it up.
Pepsi or Coke: Ick. Orange and lemon squash.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Benji's
Single or Group Dates: Oh, gotta be the old one-to-one. Group scenarios can be interesting however.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey, in the fridge, lemon to taste.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends. Apple.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, so long as there's a toilet with a good supply of reading matter and loo roll within sprinting distance. Don't get IBS folks.
Do you Smoke: Been known to roll the odd reefer.
Do you Swear: More than I should. Have thougth up some wonderful euphemisms for use infront of the kids.
Do you Sing: There's plenty who wish I didn't.
Do you Shower Daily: Hate showers, which is a shame because we don't have a bath.
Have you Been in Love: Not before Charlie, which will come as a surprise to someone whose name starts with Z.
Do you want to go to College: Only if I was taking the class.
Do you want to get Married: We have a deal. When she gets down to a size 16, we start planning. When she hits a size 14, we set the date.
Do you belive in yourself: Oh yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak: Hahahahaha! Ha! Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHA! Oh stop!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Bettter than they deserve but worse than I should.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nature's fireworks. Spectacular!
Do you play an Instrument: I like a good fiddle sometimes... (b'dum tish!)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Actually, no. For shame!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: It doesn't count if you grew them yourself, right?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not much point really.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep, twice a week.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Foul! Who decided to mould dust in a biscuit shape?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nup.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not bloody likely.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Hardly.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: moments of peace and quiet.
Ever been Drunk: Yep, but not recently.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes. And great fun it was.
Ever been Beaten up: Erm...no. I'm gonna say no to this one.
Ever Shoplifted: The tube of toothpaste just didn't make it out of the trolley before I paid the bill, honest.
How do you want to Die: Well, you know I'd rather not, but peacefully or in a blaze of glory would be great.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Solvent.
What country would you most like to Visit: Gondor.