A few dates for your diaries:


December 3 is National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day

December 4 is Wear Brown Shoes Day

December 8 is Take It In The Ear Day

December 10 is Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales

December 12 is National Ding-A-Ling Day

December 18 is National Roast Suckling Pig Day

December 21 is Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flash-
light Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger
Day

December 26 is National Whiners Day

December 28 is Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day

December 30 is Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last
Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day