I tried my best not to nick this one, but I'm weak:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Dad
2. Nick*
3. Bastard**
* - Not my real name, the guy from my dads work who I bought my car off. Dad's invariably called me Nick for years.
** - Part of our more interesting Sex Play (No, I'm not telling)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Nwsy
2. Robin Lithaborn
3. ^Chuckle^

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Determination
2. Ability to keep a relationship together
3. Adaptability

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Life's
2. Too
3. Short

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Thailand - One of my maternal great-grandfathers was from Bangkok. They had to leave the country in a hurry during a coup in 1934. Jury's out on whether he was part of the Royal family and whether he survived.
2. A family name that goes back countless generations (although I haven't got it). I think we have a coat of arms.
3. Geordieland - My paternal grandparents came from there.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Alzheimers
2. Driving (this is gonna change soon)
3. Club wielding mobs.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Room to move
2. Someone to take the kids off my hands
3. Time to catch my breath

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My favourite green "Free your soul" T-shirt
2. Boxers
3. Deodorant

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Deacon Blue
2. The Beatles
3. John Lee Hooker

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Deacon Blue - I will see you tomorrow
2. God, I dunno. I'm being brainwashed by Cbeebies.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Learn to drive
2. Hold down a decent job
3. Tai Chi

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Time to spend with each other
2. Time to be apart from each other
3. Interesting toys

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE*
1. I got conned into having one of my kids
2. I can feel the career clock ticking
3. I am actually a ten year old kid from Alabama

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. What's on their feet (boots good)
2. A face that doesn't resemble my ex
3. A genuine smile

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Drive
2. Give in
3. Put up with corporate bullshit

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. T'internet
2. Reading
3. Gathering knowledge on whichever topic is top of my list today

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Give the kids to someone else for an hour or two
2. Snap my fingers and have the place tidy itself up - a la Mary Poppins
3. Move without the possibility of elbowing a kid in the face

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Owner of Internet Cafe
2. Shop asssitant
3. Owner of PC supplies shop

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Snowdonia
2. Yorkshire
3. New Zealand

THREE KID'S NAMES
1. Dweezil
2. Porche
3. Arthur

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Be important
2. Attain wisdom
3. Live in a vastly expensive house