I'm a sucker for questionnaires. This one nicked off Graham:

I am: Me

I love: My family

I hate: Red Tape

I fear: Alzheimers

I crave: An easier life

I regret: Nothing

I cry: at that bloody resuscitation scene in "The Abyss"

I care: as well as I can

I always: try and do my best

I feel alone: never

I listen: all the time

I hide: my true power

I drive: eventually

I dance: to thrash metal on an empty dancefloor with a bottle of Newky in my hand, like the
thirtysomething saddo I swore I'd never become.

I write: powerful letters to people in charge

I play: with my kids

I miss: the old days

I know: more than I think I do

I say: "stop it" far too much

I wonder: said blue cow

I want: a break

I have: the life I made for myself

I give: all the time

I feel: Old, tired, cynical, jaded, enthusiastic, confident, in control

I need: A couple of grand too see us right. Or a job for the next thirty years, preferably as my
own boss.