Memo: Company Computer Upgrade

The existing stock of personal computers in our organization is nearing the end
of it's useful life and we have been evaluating the options available for the
future.

It has been decided that the goal is to remove all laptop computers by March
2005 and all desktops computers by July 2005.

Instead everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1) No boot-up problems
2) No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3) No Software installs required
4) No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
5) No more worries about power cuts.
6) Budget savings on Upgrades unparalleled
7) Immunity from computer viruses
8) No passwords to remember

Some Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

If you have any further queries, please feel free to ask a child.