You know what I was saying about the Caribbean yesterday?

I'll be in the garden, watering the kids.

A quick roundup of weather around the globe right now:

Ayers Rock - 9 celcius
Greenland - 9 celcius
Central Park, New York - 21 celcius
Puerto Cortes, Honduras - 30 celcius
Tobago - 28 celcius

Fuck me it's hot.