Touchy and annoyed perator #1 tells us we've got until Monday to pay the last - and most critical - installment that we forgot to pay last month, and we won't get cut off.
Mystified and apologetic operator #2 tells us that actually we'll be already cut off when we wake up on Monday morning and it'll take up to 72 hours for them to register the payment.
All because we were £20 short on the last bill.
This leads me to a number of conclusions:
1) Telewest are officious cunts.
2) I'll be off the radar until Thursday.
3) Time to crack out the Freeview box again.
Play nice, See ya later...