1. First time you ever drank?
Aged 14 or so, sneaking nips of Martini while coming home for lunch.
2. More of a beer or liquor person:
depends what mood I'm in. Never lager.
3. What type of drunk are you?
Open, giggly, stupidly brave.
4. How many on your Top 8 have you been drunk with?
None.
5. How many on your Top 8 have you taken care of when they are drunk?
Ditto.
6. Favorite Drink:
Waggledance, Jim Beam. Whatever looks like the nicest bitter on Trad taps while in a pub.
7. Beer:
Better than the acidic shit they call fermented apples, and vastly better than any lager.
8. Shot:
Tequila!
9. Top 5 Favorite beers (if applicable)
Waggledance
Pedigree
Bass
Banks's mild (Original)
Brew XI
10. More of a Bar or Club person:
Bar, then on to a club. Chance would be a fine thing these days.
11. Alcohol you absolutely despise:
Vodka. Yechh!
12. Ever bought a stranger a drink:
Sort of. I was trying to get off with her, y'see.
13. Been thrown out of a bar/club for fighting?
Nope. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
14. Been thrown out of a bar/club for anything else?
I have a memory of being thrown out of the women's toilets with my ex, but I may have imagined it. It was more than a decade ago and I've tried to forget everything I did with her...
15. Ever make out with someone in front of a cheering crowd:
Yep. We were nine years old.
16. Most amount of money spent in one bar/club:
Oh, never more than about £50.
17. Ever buy a round for random people:
Once, I think.
18. Best band you've seen while drinking:
Sepultura.
19. Ever danced on the bar/stage:
Nope. No-one should be subjected to that particular horror.
20. Best town/area to drink in:
Anywhere with heavy metal playing.
21. Do you forget a lot of what happens during a night of hard drinking?
Not really. Even though I might want to.
22. Ever been drunk around your parents?
Well, there was the year a friend bought me a bottle of whiskey which i got through over the run up to Christmas, then found the 3%ABV 250ml bottles my parents handed round on Christmas Day had the effect of sobering me up...
23. Name the people on your friend's list that you definitely think are going to repost this.
Anyone who wants to!
