Do you own a hooded top?
Do you live in Kent?
Yes?
Well don't go shopping here or this happy chap
will have you:
Apparently a bunch of kids tried beating up John Prescott, our cheery Deputy Prime Minister, on film. So now he's supporting a ban on hooded tops in a Kent Shopping Centre. He says that these items of clothing are a "uniform of intimidation" and shouldn't be allowed.
Sorry John, but I think this:
is a real uniform of intimidation.