Shamelessly stolen from JustAgirl and Jane-y:

TEN Random Things About Me

10. I haven't had a bath for two years.
9. No, I don't smell thank you very much.
8. I flunked my 'A' levels because I was screwed up over finding out my ex-girlfriend had a kid.
7. I like James Bond theme songs, especially "Live and let Die".
6. Someone I went out with for four years is now a dinnerlady at my kid's school.
5. I've got gout again.
4. I'm reading Harry Potter again.
3. I didn't want kids until at least 35.
2. I've been thinking a lot about mental illness and death today.
1. I think I'm gonna have to reinstall my computer tonight.

NINE Places I've Visited

9. Filey
8. Harlech
7. London
6. The Isle of Wight
5. Bude
4. Tintagel
2. Milton Keynes
1. Mount Snowdon

EIGHT Things I Want To Do Before I Die

8. Visit New Zealand.
7. Be famous, or powerful, or stinking rich.
6. Do the Kerouac trail on a Harley.
5. Retire early to somewhere with a swimming pool.
4. Stay the weight I'm supposed to be.
3. Write a book.
2. Be invited onto the panel of Question Time.
1. Enjoy having two children.

SEVEN Ways To Win My Heart

7. Be true to yourself.
6. Don't play games.
5. Leave your emotional baggage at the door.
4. Love me right back.
3. Cook for me.
2. Buy me a drink.
1. Give me space to be myself.

SIX Things I Believe In

6. Sod's Law.
5. Ghosts
4. We're all responsible for our own actions and mustn't go around blaming everyone else.
3. Myself.
2. Have fun, harm no-one.
1. Reincarnation.

FIVE Things I'm Afraid Of

5. Alzheimers'.
4. Dementia.
3. Being trapped into a no-win situation.
2. Losing either the kids or Charlie.
1. Armed Police.

FOUR of My Favorite Items In My Bedroom

4. Leather hadcuffs.
3. The lovely warm quilt.
2. Charlie.
1. My library.

THREE Things I Do Everyday

3. Play with the kids.
2. Cook Dinner.
1. Download something.

TWO Things I Am Trying Not To Do Right Now

2. Make my gout worse.
1. Fall asleep.

ONE Person I Want To See Right Now

1. Charlie.