Had a case of the CBA's yesterday, but if I'm given 20 minutes off from having little tennis balls batted at me, there's a few things to talk about today:

- Gordon Ramsey tricking vegetarian into eating cheese & ham pizza
- Three sisters who got pregnant at 12, 15 and 16 and their mum, the Lizzie Bardsley wannabe.
- Two Star Wars fans injured in lightsabre duel (It's OK, Mark and Graham are fine)
- Bruce Soup gets Disney HK into hot water.

And of course, the Sex tip of the day.

Watch this space, I have to defend myself now.