Every blog I read has done one of these now (some people have done more than one), so I guess I can't hold out any longer.

01. I can't imagine coming up with a whole hundred things to say about myself.
02. I'm watching Tikkabilla, tucked up under a duvet with my youngest child.
03. We need lots of money and I have no idea how to get it, but I'm doing my damndedest to make things happen.
04. I'm shitting myself about it, but can't let it show because Charlie's delicate enough at the best of times, and someone has to hod it together.
05. The first album I bought with my own money was Fine Young Cannibals because I fancied a girl at church who also bought it.
06. I think I once heard a dedication to me on a "Love Zone" radio show one Saturday night: "This is to XXXX in Longbridge, if you fancy me, let me know at Church tomorrow, love Lisa"
07. Lisa was lovely and two years older than me. I would have killed to go out with her.
08. The car wouldn't work the next morning and I couldn't get to Church. Gutted!
09. I never found out if it was her, or if any of the girls I knew back then fancied me, although I suspect some might.
10. I was wracked with self-imposed and completely unneccesary angst until the age of 23.
11. I've had sex with five females
12. One was 15, one was 16, one was part of a foursome, one was sheer desperation, one was an act of cynical domination.
13. Two were mistakes.
14. A man once whispered drunken sweet nothings down my ear in a club. I culdn't hear a word he was saying and took the unwise decision to just nod.
15. He then stuck his tongue down my ear.
16. I bolted and begged a cute bargirl to kiss me.
17. She didn't, although I think she wanted to.
18. I may be being concieted about that though.
19. Charlie picked up a stalker once at our favourite nightclub. I went and talked to him because I was very drunk.
20. I'm proud of how I handled myself that night and wish I had that kind of confidence when I'm not drunk.
21. I've been the subject of another couple's sexual fantasies.
22. I really don't want to be.
23. I've got "Never Mind The Bollocks" on CD and went to see The Pistols' "Filthy Lucre" tour...and I genuinely loved it, and I don't care how much of a cash-in it was because it was my only chance to see my almost-all-time favourite band live.
24. If it wasn't for flares and glam rock, I wish I could have been born ten years earlier.
25. McDonalds coffee makes me crap like it'll never stop.
26. I can't understand why people can't see the Tories dirty campaign for the desperate rush it actually is.
27. I genuinely think the Lib Dems will get in as the Official Opposition.
28. I'm still undecided over this whole Iraq thing.
29. I was buying chips when the towers fell.
30. I successfully predicted the US's ensueing financial problems just 12 hours later.
31. I lost my virginity in my own bed. It was a total non-event.
31. I'm not very scared of wasps anymore, but Charlie likes ribbing me about it so much that I haven't let on.
32. I wish I could go back to 1986 and start all over again, even though losing my kids would devastate me.
33. I have no idea how much I weigh, but I know it's far too much.
34. I want to do so much more.
35. I own pitifully few CD's because on-demand music doesn't interest me as much as listening to a good radio station.
36. I've been to work with painted nails.
37. I've only pulled a bird twice.
38. I'm still with no.2.
39. If I hadn't been such an insular twat at Senior School I could have gone out with loads of girls because of the reputation I had.
40. I once heard that if you stopped washing your hair, it would go naturally clean after a couple of months.
41. It took four months for me to realise that was a bunch of crap. "Tomorrow's World" lied to me!
42. I'm completely comfortable with my complete lack of artistic ability, but I still draw with the kids.
43. This is a constant source of amusement for Charlie.
44. I'm really chuffed when the kids recognise the things I've drawn, because it means I'm not as crap as I think I am.
45. I snogged a girl with braces in a forest in Wales purely due to the fact that I'm absolutely useless at orienteering.
46. I had a Hitler haircut til I was 16.
47. It was the greatest thrill of that year to get home and look at my new centre parting in the mirror.
48. It was much more of a thrill than my GCSE results.
49. I picked up my 'A' Level results on the way to the swimming bath with three kids I was babysitting. I had to put out of my head the vast crushing realisation that I wasn't going to Uni after all.
50. I desperately wanted to get away from home by the time I was 15.
51. I applied to a residential sixth form college to try and get away. Dad wouldn't sign the application form until it was almost too late, then it got lost in the post.
52. I've been to court once - for not paying my TV license.
53. I didn't have any time to prepare, I didn't have any representation and the Magistrate didn't want to be there but I dealt with it all, including an intimate dissection of my financial situation, very well.
54. I could have slept with or gone out with quite a few women.
55. Among the women I could have gone out with, one is now a lesbian, one has a pierced nipple, one blushed furiously every time she saw me, one was a nutcase, one was on the rebound, two were called Lisa, one was in her late 40's and had just been stood up by the man she'd left her husband to be with.
56. She was wearing a skirt that was way too short and a top that was way too low.
57. She asked me if I said I was 33.
58. I knew this meant she wanted to sleep with me but was trying to persuade herself that I wasn't too young.
59. I said I was 23.
60. It was Hallowe'en and I wanted to go to a club because I knew that someone I fancied was going to be there.
61. I'd just talked myself out of a night of sex in the Hyatt.
62. I regretted it for all of 30 minutes.
63. I've satisfied everyone I've slept with in the past ten years.
64. I had a girlfriend before Charlie was born.
65. I was having sex before she started junior school.
66. I'm not scared of dying.
67. But I am scared of what might happen just before I die.
69. If I get a mental illness, I would seriously consider suicide.
70. God spoke to me once. I told him there were things I needed to do first.
71. My eyes water when I hear a true paranormal story.
72. I'm really chuffed by my cooking ability.
73. I've cooked for vegetarians and very picky eaters and they've all enjoyed my meals.
74. My Father-in-law plotted to have me killed two years ago.
75. He can't work out why I don't get on with him.
76. I believe Christianity has completely lost its way and could do with another Messiah popping up to tell them what self-obssessed twats they all are.
77. I believe that if a new Christian Messiah ever did appear, he would be crucified by the popular media and the Vatican, not the Jews this time.
78. I would love to see the look on the faces of all the people who'd followed the wrong religion on the day of judgement.
79. I had a life before the internet. I went out more, listened to more music and owned much less porn.
80. I can't bear computer programming but I can do it.
81. I went to an all boys school, even though it wasn't one of the choices I'd put down.
82. My dad added his old school to my list of secondary school choices without consulting me.
83. Thank god I didn't get in there.
84. My childhood best friend was chased out of Birmingham because of what he did to my sister and one of her friends.
85. He was a born bullshitter.
86. Thanks to him, I can tell a liar as soon as they open their mouths.
87. I've forgotten what I was going to write for ths one because Bethan wanted her hands cleaned.
88. Both my kids are incredibly wilful and a terrible handful but I don't mind because it means we've given them the independance of character I think is the most powerful gift you can give your child.
89. The Father-in-law just thinks they're out of control.
90. He thinks you can train kids like you train dogs.
91. Judging by the job he did with Charlie, I have no reason to suspect that this is just talk.
92. Amongst the people I've been told I look like is someone I actually do look just like, the Comic Store Guy from The Simpsons, the lead singer from the Crash Test Dummies and the lead singer from Nine Inch Nails.
93. That last one makes me laugh to this day.
94. The one who said I looked like the lead singer from Nine Inch Nails is the nutcase I could have shagged.
95. I know someone who shagged her and I'm glad I didn't.
96. I don't think anyone would want to put on enough weight to play me in a film of my life.
97. I'd love to do something that would lead to a film being made of my life, though.
98. The '96 Phoenix Festival was a life-changing experience and only the second time I'd considered having sex with a fourteen year old.
99. I didn't know she was fourteen until the next morning.
100. The last time I considered having sex with a fourteen year old, I was also fourteen.
101. No, I didn't have sex with her.

Erm, there's a lot of sex in this list, isn't there? I've surprised myself!