Yes, I watched it.

No, I didn't pay.

Yes, it's the best out of eps 1 - 3, but that's not saying much.

No, I don't have time to review it properly yet. In quarter of an hour, I have to leave the house.

What I will say is that what little good there was in this film is totally and utterly drowned by the CGI and the lamentable script.

Imagine if one day we discovered that Michealangelo had decorated the roof of the sistine chapel with stick-on pieces. That's what watching ROTS is like. It has the look, the surface sheen of a work of absolute mastery of the art of moviemaking, but when you peel away the surface you realise that you're actually looking at one big readymade jigsaw, something that anyone with the right computer can produce.

During my time at Church, one of my friends was an elderly piano tuner. A master of his art. during one conversation we had, he complained that he didn't like the new, electronic keyboard the Church had bought for a small music group I played with. We agreed that the reason he didn't like it was the false nature of the sound. It wasn't made by a hammer striking high tensile wires, but by a microchip. There was no soul to the music, he said.

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones and Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith have no soul.

Actually, I think I'll let it rest there. That is my review of ROTS.