In just a few hours, the best TV screensaver begins.

Oh yes, the dubius joy of watching strangers sleeping is mine for the next three months because, dear reader, tonight is the first night of Big Brother 6. I'll be watching, not because of any enduring love for the format, but for the novelty of having a new channel to watch.

Oh, and there's sod all on anywhere else and I'm too bloody hot to watch anything that requires thought.